1. Mission Statement
2. Retina Scan
3. The Birth of Harlow
4. Rites of Futility
5. The Autobiography of Serial Killer Thomas Charlston
     as Read by Famous Actor Rupert Allen Carver
6. Cabbage Fever
7. Blackmail
8. Kilroy
9. The Plot Sickens
10. Chem-Cha, Chem-Cha - Dystopia, Five, Six
11. Everyone Loves Pavement
12. Able to Forgive
13. Freeze Tag with the Angels
14. A Large Sense of Self-Entitlement